Funny love quotes

Help i'm alive

by ilyajmh ( F )
at 2010-03-09

rating: 3.0
votes: 4

I don't like your girlfriend. I think you need α new one. Well, I'm available :P

by Adrielle Jeanne
at 2010-03-05

rating: 2.5
votes: 11

Its funny how you leave me stupid just by blowing me a kiss, touching my hand or simply smiling at me...

by Vanessa
at 2010-02-24

rating: 3.7
votes: 19

When i say i am thinking of you
You better know i am lying to you
When i see you, i actually am hating you
I would like to be somewhere else
In lieu of being next to you
If i'm writing you this verse
You probably know i am lying to you

by Tumay
at 2010-02-23

rating: 3.5
votes: 11

Valentine's Day:
Flowers $20,movies $30,dinner $70,drinks $50,hotel room $170,and the look on his face when she tells him she's on her period...

PRICELESS

by TheOriginalStupidGirl ( F )
at 2010-02-19

rating: 4.9
votes: 68

Heartbroken?
You've got a foot,
& he's got balls...
Girls,you know what to do. ;)

by TheOriginalStupidGirl ( F )
at 2010-02-19

rating: 4.6
votes: 24

Product of my ex life, call that chick my ex wife.

by On Cupids Bad Side ( F C )
at 2010-02-16

rating: 3.2
votes: 4

Here's to the men that we love!
Here's to the men that love us!
BUT the men that we love,
will never love us,
so F**K all the men,
Here's to US!

by Stephanie
at 2010-02-15

rating: 3.8
votes: 21

My relationship wont work with noone else because Im so in love with my self

by Lucky
at 2010-02-12

rating: 3.6
votes: 18

The hide of being anonymous
provides cowards
the braveness
of masquerading their envy
by degrading things
far beyond the poor reach
of their wits....!

by ddavidd ( F P C D )
at 2010-02-08

rating: 3.5
votes: 4